Stars, Stripes, and Sales Funnels

This Independence Day, let’s talk cost. Because every firework is a receipt, every flag is a price tag—and freedom? That shit ain't free. It was bought, sold, and leveraged like a subprime mortgage. Patriotism in America is just capitalism with fireworks. Every July 4th, we drape ourselves in flags made in China, buy red-white-and-blue Doritos, and pretend that a grill on sale from Home Depot is a show of national loyalty. Walmart rolls out 'Freedom' deals, Amazon pushes 'Independence Essentials,' and Budweiser drops commercials more emotional than a Hallmark funeral. Meanwhile: - Firework shows are funded by defense contractors like Lockheed Martin and Raytheon - The average 10-minute fireworks display costs cities $15,000–$100,000—while public schools beg for pencils - Politicians wave flags while slashing veteran benefits and gutting SNAP programs - The “support the troops” crowd can’t name a single VA reform they backed - The average American househ...